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This Month’s Story:
JIMBO’S BIG ADVENTURE
There once was a dog named Jimbo, and he went all around downtown in his pursuit of food.
This was only the beginning, because once he made his way through the traffic and mucus on the sidewalks, he recognized a familiar smell…
“BARK???!!!!” yelped Jimbo. His ears perked up like antennae, he could smell with his ears the sound of food. If this dog were a real dog and not an AI robot dog from Temu or Boston Dynamics, he would know this smell… and he did! This was no ScoobyDoo mystery.
The garbage truck was headed half a mile in the opposite direction of where Jimbo was, and now at full sprint print marks in the ground and on concrete, this dog was gonna have his day. He was skedaddling, hightailing, and the rest, as one does…?!?!?!?!?!?
BOOM! He finally sees it in sight and begins flying toward the garbage truck.
Jimbo is second cousins with Krypto the Superdog, but he smokes a lot of weed and eats edibles, so he forgets that he’s got cool powers. Anyways, he remembers… and now he’s flying at Mach speed, like the X-43A Scramjet which Jimbo really likes for some reason, even though he has no concept of air travel.
He crashes into the back of the dump truck….😏
Salivating, almost foaming, I thought he might start seizing over the excitement, but Fido kept composure.
He’s digging through trash like an old geezer with a metal detector, and all the while the smell is more intense. He breathes deep and the scent engulfs him. The fire, the flame, he has reached his glory. Tail wagging… he see’s in front of his face: the ass of another dog.
The other dog says:
“Hey, what’s the big idea bro?!”
Jimbo replies:
“I’m thinking about naming my son X-43A Scramjet. What do you think about that?”
The other dog says:
“WOW I LOVEEEEE THATTT FOR YOUUU BROO! Nice nice……”
And then they just kind of jump off the dump truck and part ways.
The End!
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